Hi Everyone,
My name is Boris but my official title is Boris-Zer-Doggin. You can call me Boris The Dog if you like.
I have started writing a diary so that you can all share the wonderful world of dog with me. I live with my family, Mummy-Dog, Hen the Hobbit and Fat Em. Hen is a baby who Mummy brought home one day. He cries all the time and stinks. Em is my step-dad. He eats all the time and stinks too. Mummy is my best friend in the world and she shares the magic of dog with me.
My girlfriend is called Liz. I am not commited to Liz, but I do enjoy romping with her on the rec while no-one is looking. She is old and saggy now, but I don’t care she serves a purpose when there are no puppies about. I also love wanking doggy style over doggy porn web-sites.
My other hobbies are eating poo, chasing birds, trying to attack people in fluorescent jackets, running after bikes, barking at weirdos and rolling in poo. Oh and I also get scared of new pieces of furniture several days after they are put in our house.
I hope you enjoy reading about my adventures and don’t forget - dog is for life and not just for Christmas you know!
I LOVE IT!
